Wedding Pranks - Pranks 4 the Memories

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A reputation for doing wedding pranks, "contributed to the general feelings of paranoia in the wedding party. Since we were well known for pranks, the bride and groom just knew that we were going to pull something.

So my advice is to start early. Every trick you pull will add to your reputation, and convince the happy couple that something is definitely going to happen." Mark

"It's impossible not to have fun with water pistols.
We had, between us, enough water pistols to conquer a small, hydrophobic nation, or at least to upset them quite considerably. Probably our biggest coup came when we conscripted a friend of ours to help, and decided to do the job properly.

Two of our number had camouflage jackets (because they did a lot of paint-balling) so these were donned, pistols loaded and readied, and much commando-style sneaking about to ensure we had a sizeable audience. Our 'trustable' friend rang the doorbell of the 'mark', and told him to come quickly. "Will I need a coat?" he asked. "No." said our friend. We were hiding just around the corner, under the kitchen windows so that we couldn't be seen from inside the flat. The poor sap ran out of the door, only to be hit by a barrage of water pistol fire, drenching him instantly. He turned to run, realized that there was really nowhere to go, and just stood there until the flow stopped.

"Oh bugger"

In keeping with our "just when they thought it was safe" philosophy, we decided to try and squirt our drafted friend as he drove away. he spotted us, rolled up his passenger side window, and laughed at us from (what he believed to be) safety. Just then, the second gunman popped up from behind the grassy knoll (I swear I am not making this up) and fired. The stream impacted just on the door, the driver stabbed the button to raise the window, and as the jet of water climbed up the side of the car the window rose, all in painfully slow motion. I'll never forget the look on the poor guy's face when smug security turned into sudden, frantic action." Mark

filling rooms with balloons, redecorating rooms with newspaper, literally hundreds of 5 1/4 inch disks scattered throughout a flat (in the coffee pot, cornflakes box, freezer...) or making icing sugar sculptures on the windscreens of cars.

11/30/01

A joke we tried to do to my brother in law, it didn't work out because they flew out though, but this will work as long as they come back to their residence and spend the night before they go on their honey moon.

Hide several of the new FM walkie talkies on different channels in various place in the house. In vents, under beds, inside the box springs, behind drawers, in suit pockets in the closet etc. Note the locations and place all walkie talkies on different channels. These new electronics will run for a long time as a receiver, but not long as a transmitter. Only transmit once on each walkie talkie, then wait a while, because they will look for them, if you wait between each transmission for a while, they will go off trying to find them, then talk on another, this will make them wonder how many you have and where they all are, they won't be able to find them. Go in a random order, this should be hours of fun as you watch the lights going on and off in their residence while they look for them

"My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and, being so much in love, decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way; my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that was my mother- in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, but who sometimes flirted with me, which made me feel very uncomfortable. One day she called me and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. So before I got married and committed my life to her daughter, she wanted to make love to me just once..

What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in your car." Anonymous

Tell me what you think about the site, or about a wedding prank...

"One of the funniest things I've ever seen happen occurred after the guest of honor made the mistake of passing out in our custody, so to speak. One the guys procured a bottle of red food coloring and proceeded to anoint the groom's genitals with it. The best part was that his bride thought that he had done it especially for her!" Anonymous

"Three days before the wedding of Sean, a friend of mine, four of us got together to play a trick on him. We showed up at his house driving a black rented Buick and wearing black suits with dark sunglasses. We carried high-powered water guns (painted black). We forced Sean out of the house, tied him up, stuck him in the car and drove him to the home town of the bride (Jen). For five hours Sean was begging to be let out, but we just jabbed him with our guns. Jen's family knew about this, and helped us with the planning. We drove to a hospital fund-raising carnival and put Sean up on the dunk tank (still tied - every time he went in, we fished him out). For several hours he was dunked by young women (many of them friends of Jen) who read a sign saying "This man has taken one from your midst." Then we drove him home.

We never did take off the sunglasses." Jeremy

"We arranged with the local variety telegram service to do a little something at the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding. They had never done such a thing before, but they came through just fine. Just as we had finished dinner, this woman in a wedding dress came into the room and indignantly enquired of the groom-to-be: "How can you think of marrying her after what you promised me? Don't you remember those marvelous nights together?"

And so on.

The abuse continued for about 20 minutes, with a number of rather amusing things which had to be seen to be believed.

We were a bit worried that the act might be just a little too risque for the parents present, but our fears were laid to rest when the lady from the telegram service went over and closed the door, turned to the audience, and asked "Well, he seems intent on marrying that woman over there. Don't you think its fair that I show him what he's missing?" The groom looked worried, the bride looked horrified, their mothers were laughing, and their fathers were the ones yelling "Yes!" the loudest. She only got as far as a red satin corset and fishnet stockings, but it was more than sufficient to top off the whole performance." Gene

From Richard...

Kidnap the groom on the night of the bachelor party and hold a trial with the judge and jury wearing hoods so he can't see the faces. You can have a lot of fun with that one.
A week before the wedding, place an ad in the paper: "Brand new Porsche, must sell. First reasonable offer takes it. (groom's or bride's phone number). Call between 1am and 5am (work nights)" Run the ad for the entire week.
On the day of the wedding, bribe the getaway car driver and take all the clothes out of the couple's luggage before they leave for the honeymoon. The entertainment possibility on this one is great.
If the wedding is on a hot summer day, wrap the car in saran wrap during the reception. Ever see a shrinky-dink?

06/07/02

Hello, I love your site This is what we did in Belgium at my friends house. We released 3 white mice, on each one we wrote with a marker the numbers 1, 2 and 4. He was looking a long time for number 3!!! Luk Verhoeven, Belgium

05/24/02
Last weekend, I crazy glued every pair of shoes the bride owned to the floor of her closet. Stuck fast. lol. She won't find out until she gets back from the honeymoon Tuesday. No dress shoes for work Wednesday, and no Reebok sneakers for work-out. lolol. I also tied all shoe laces in knots and put a drop of glue on the knots. She'll have to cut them apart. I may have put my feet into a sticky situation myself if she finds out who did it.
lolol.
Love, Debbie

"A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical joke was in order. One of the duties of the best man is to make arrangements for pick up and return of the groom's tux. After final fitting, rent an extra coat jacket that is either 3 or 4 sizes smaller or larger than the groom's. Explain to the tux shop what you're up to. Pick up the groom's fitted coat, switch with the extra rented coat, and deliver to the groom only when it becomes time to actually get dressed. The friend of mine wore a 42 long, but the one I provided was a 38 short. Talk about some serious fun! Don't reveal that you know anything as long as possible." Anonymous

GARAGE SALE: Place an add in the classified section of your local newspaper advertising a GIGANTIC Garage Sale listing the address of your victim. Advertise televisions, cam-corder, vintage automobile, antiques, etc. Sale begins at 6 a.m. Come early!

This is an actual 1976 letter from a Youngstown,Ohio, bride-to- be to her bridesmaids and ushers. Read it and count your blessings. (FROM HARPER'S MAGAZINE)

Pranks for the Memories.