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| 03/06/02 "I
have on video my best friend on her wedding day leaving
to go to the church. She did not realize that she
had four flat tires until she tryed to pull out. lololol.
You should have seen her face!!!
Here's a picture of her car... I wish you could put the video on your web-site. Classic footage. I forget to tell you that I originally was going to remove the valve stems to let, the air out; however, I was not able to get them out. I had to think and act quickly. I pulled out my pocket knife and poked a hole in each of the sidewalls of her tires. You should have seen her face when she discovered that her tires were slashed and ruined." Shirley
"Anyhow, what happened was, we arranged with the local
variety telegram service to do a little something at the rehearsal dinner the night before
the wedding. They had never done such a thing before, but they came through just fine.
Just as we had finished dinner, this woman in a wedding dress came into the room and
indignantly enquired of the groom-to-be: "How can you think of marrying her after
what you promised me? Don't you remember those marvelous nights together?" And so on. We were a bit worried that the act might be just a little too risque for the parents present, but our fears were laid to rest when the lady from the telegram service went over and closed the door, turned to the audience, and asked "Well, he seems intent on marrying that woman over there. Don't you think its fair that I show him what he's missing?" The groom looked worried, the bride looked horrified, their mothers were laughing, and their fathers were the ones yelling "Yes!" the loudest. She only got as far as a red satin corset and fishnet stockings, but it was more than sufficient to top off the whole performance." spaf@gatech.UUCP (Gene Spafford)
When I was best man at a friends wedding last Summer I tied the inside door handles together with rope and then climbed out through the hatchback. The car was thoroughly decorated on the outside but the fun began when each tried to open their door and couldn't move it more than a quarter inch. When one pulls the other door slams shut. Loud noises were said to chase away evil spirits, and during the ceremony, the guests would make noises to keep the spirits away. Today, it's traditional that the bridal party honk their car horns while leaving the ceremony. The best man at my friends wedding rigged the horn to sound every time the brake was pressed, they drove half way down the road until they realized what was going on and had to return to fix it. Popcorn on the engine block of their car. When the car warms up, a variety of interesting noises occur...
08/20/2001
Looking over the wedding pranks played reminded me of a few I've been in
on and some that I know happened at weddings I attended. Of course
there was the cars filled with blown up condoms and full of shaving
cream on the windows.
I was at a wedding once when I was a kid and when the wedding was going on in the church a bunch of guys removed the back seats of the cars in the wedding party and hid them in a nearby home. Everyone had to squeeze into the front seats to ride to the reception.
Also before the happy couple returns home from the honeymoon, remove all
the toilet seats in the house. He will have no problem going (half
the time) and she will have a problem going all the time, or at least be
a little uncomfortable.
Jeff Miller |
08/27/02
I am getting married in 3 weeks
and am interested in what the groomsmen will pull.
Here is one I heard about a while back that is funny if the bride and groom rented a limo.
While the bride & Groom are getting
ready to leave the church, have all of the groomsmen sneak out
before hand. They should all don a pair of the dark mirrored
sunglasses, and can even have little ear pieces to make them look like
the secret service.
When the couple walks out, swiftly
run up on them and hurry them to the car. The rest of the
relatives outside the church got a kick out of this. You could
even have someone else with a squirt gun act like they are after them -
One caution however, wedding photography is expensive along with the
preparation for the wedding so this is best planned after pictures are
finished if you are going to get the couple wet.
Here is another one someone at
work told me about-
At one wedding, one of the guests
were friends of someone who works at the hotel. The person at the
front desk told the couple the honeymoon suite wasn't available due to a
computer error. The wedding had a lot of out of town guests who
were staying in the same hotel. The couple expected the usual
pranks when the got to the room so they did everything possible
like hiding the toilet seat ahead of time and locking the bathroom door
somehow to prevent pranks.
The couple dropped off their belongings
earlier in the day in a regular room. The front desk moved the
couples belongings while they were gone and switched the code for the
card reader on the door.
After the 3rd time the groom came
walking down the stairs to get a new key, (There were others staying in
the hotel that made sure the elevator was always tied up) they
opened the door and found all of their stuff gone. (If you have
someone willing to participate - Have another couple getting intimate or
a couple of big scary guys in their old room when they do finally get
the door open) He said they had a video camera in the old room to
capture their reaction, but it didn't tape.
After that the front
desk decided to let them in on the joke that their stuff is
actually in the honeymoon suite which was of course booby trapped in the
usual ways by this point.
03/06/2001
"Fill the car with popcorn (use an air popper so you don't have to
use any oil and there no staining)" Willene
Depending on where the car is parked...jack each end of the car up, and put jack stands under it, adjusted so that when the car is lowered, the tires *look* like they're on the ground. And put sand (or similar non-traction stuff) under the tires so...He starts the car, tries to drive off, and spins his wheels. He looks under the wheels, clears the and tries again. Still no luck... A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical joke was in order. One of the duties of the best man is to make arrangements for pick up and return of the groom's tux. After final fitting, rent an extra coat jacket that is either 3 or 4 sizes smaller or larger than the groom's. Explain to the tux shop what you're up to. Pick up the groom's fitted coat, switch with the extra rented coat, and deliver to the groom only when it becomes time to actually get dressed. The friend of mine wore a 42 long, but the one I provided was a 38 short. Talk about some serious fun! Don't reveal that you know anything as long as possible. That key prank was done at the wedding of a friend.It was just a little different though. They asked for all the keys back and all the women got up and brought the keys. Then the speech maker said I think there is one more key out there and then the bride's grandmother got up and turned in her key. The whole room exploded in laughter. Have fun with yours. |
05/19/02
My husband is the youngest of 6
siblings and the last to be married, so we had many people trying to
prank us. The day of the wedding he was visiting at the hotel, and
had his brothers-in-law drive him to our place to get ready. He
was able to keep an eye on everyone and keep his keys in his own
possession, but just as the guys were leaving, one brother-in-law asked
to use the bathroom. No harm in that, right? Especially if I'm in
the house. Wrong!
The next morning at the
post-wedding brunch at a local restaurant, that brother-in-law was
speaking to a group at a a neighbouring table. I thought that he
was trying to get them to move so that our whole group could sit near
each other. The next thing I knew, a nice-looking, well-groomed,
pressed-khakis young man walked up to the table and said, "Now
that you're married Heather, I won't be needing this at my house
anymore." In one dramatic move, he produced my own red silk
nightgown, (stolen from my own bathroom) passed it over the table to me, it
grazed my grandmother's head for the briefest second as he
did so, and everyone in the group saw exactly what
he handed me.
This was actually pretty funny,
and could have been a lot worse, so all is forgiven. The
"mysterious stranger" came back to shake our hands and
congratulate us, and said that he plans to incorporate that trick into a
wedding he will be in this summer. I hope that bride has a sense
of humour too.
Love your site, HGN 11/29/97 At a wedding where I was bestman I pulled another variation of
the key prank. I did everything normal for both the bride and groom, but I
added a twist, not only did I pass out keys to some women but I also gave
the keys to some of the grooms close male friends, myself included, At a cousin's wedding, she decided she wanted to describe what a typical day was like for her husband. So the groom had to stand behind a sheet, pulled up to his neck, on it was painted clothing and two wholes for arms. Then the best man stands behind the groom and puts his arms through the holes pretending they are the grooms. There was a table in front of the sheet with tons of everyday things on it like toothpaste, shaving cream, food, etc. As the bride describes what the groom does during the average day the best man makes a mess on the groom's face and head. Everyone at that wedding was practically crying it was so funny!
8/7/2000 "One good prank is to put bannana peels on
the windshild and then smear it around, after it dries it is almost
impossible to remove." Wolfe
7/27/2000 "hi, back when we got married in the 70's it was fun to decorate the honeymooners home...we put rice in the silverware drawers, vaseline and saran over the toilet seat, underwear in the freezer..turned all the furniture against the walls, what else? cornflakes in the bed, balloons in bras on stuffed animals etc. it was kinda fun..harmless fun." D, in Minnesota 7/20/2000 "At one of my uncles wedding we totally trashed his car the usual stuff, toilet paper, condums, etc... but then we put sardines under the hood and filled the back seat with balloons while one of his friends hid underneath waiting for them to get in. When my uncle and his wife were about thirty minutes into their drive. He popped up out of the backseat and started a conversation with them. It scared the daylights out of my uncle who then threw his buddy out of the car and left him on the side of the freeway. Fortunately we were smart and had cars following them to come by and pick him up." |
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