I heard of a bride hiding a fake skeleton hand in her bridal boquet to present to her groom to have the ring put on.

For my brother's wedding my partner in crime and I bought an economy size box of condoms and blew them up for balloons. The trick here is to
find a volunteer that doesn't fear latex poisoning. We filled the car
entirely with our balloons and even saved one to tie to thier antenne.
We also slipped some extras in every crevis we could find.

I heard of a wedding couple putting on giant animal slippers to walk into the reception.

A gorilla came running down the aisle to scoop up the bride after they'd been announced man and wife.

I was the best man at the wedding.

If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him?

-- Jerry Seinfeld

06/03/2001 "This is a prank I used a few times over the years: At the reception, when it is time to have the groom remove the garder from the new bride, suggest to the groom that it would be more fun and mysterious to have him "blind folded". If he agrees, wrap a napkin around his head and tell him that he is to stand in front of the bride and "feel" up her gown for the garter on the count of "10". As the audience counts down to 10, immediately remove the bride from her position and replace her with her mother or grandmother. By the time the audience reaches 10, the groom is ready to remove the garter. As soon as he puts his hand on what he thinks is his bride's leg, pull off the blindfold and watch the reaction as the groom realizes he's just copped a feel off his mother in law!!"

Tim Kostuik
Saskatoon, Sask
CANADA

03/06/02 "Hello Cheryl,

I was reading your Wedding pranks some are very good indeed, very funny.

I like the simple ones, the ones that are easy to set up.

I have one for you.

Get a very small box and wrap it in Wedding gift wrapping paper.

Give the box and a card to the best man and tell him to read out the card during his speech.On the card you would have written,....

Congratulations to ------- and----------on your big day,please find enclosed a small present, we hope this will stop the little pitter- patter of feet at night! With that the best man hands the wrapped box to the groom to open.  He is embarrassed at this stage, thinking that there is a condom in the box. When he opens the box to his surprise there's a mouse trap

This is a good one for the best man to get a good laugh.

[ps] Don't forget to put the mouse-trap in the box beforehand.
Cheers
Des."

For a friend's wedding, we made a set of signs about 2' x 2'. The signs have random numbers ranging from -2 to 10. They also have sayings like "Too Dry", "Too Wet" etc.
We passed out the signs to at least one person per table.
When we bang the dishes for the bride and groom to kiss, we would rate them by holding up the signs like we were at the Olympics.

One of the pranks that I know of that isn't really harmful but still amusing is the "bathtub jello" one. I've heard about couples returning from their honeymoon to find nothing out of the ordinary - until they go to take a shower/bath, when they find that their bathtub is full of jello. It's easy to do - although I think it's better to make in layers if you have the time (you can assure that it's set that way). Just run hot water, dump in lots of jello and *lots* of ice cubes, then stir. It's somewhat of a mess to get rid of, though (you have to melt it a little bit at a time or scoop most of it).

Squeaky toys between the mattress and the box spring (or platform, or waterbed) is one possibility.

Don't hand out all the rice. Turn the sun visors up, and put some rice up there.

The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a carpenter, an electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night.

The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle or two.

The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating current, of course.

The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised it would be memorable.

The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the grooms buddies received the following note:

"DEAR FRIENDS,
WE DIDN'T MIND THE BED SLATS
BEING SAWED. THE ELECTRIC SHOCK
WAS ONLY A MINOR SETBACK. BUT BY
GOD, I'M GOING TO KILL THE GUY WHO
PUT NOVACAINE IN THE VASELINE!"

I am getting ready to be married and all I see on here is the best prank for the bride and groom.. Well I think the Best man and the maid of Honor should be part of the fun too... LOL While the bride and groomare cutting the cake have the DJ say that the best man and maid of honor mean so much to the bride and groom that they have requested they join them in the cutting of the cake... On the count of 3 instead of getting  your spouse get the maid of honor and best man.. I can't wait to see how it turns out!! If anyone tries this let me know how it turned out... shelby@opman.com....

02/23/98 I was best man for my lifelong friends wedding. The groom didn't have any brothers so the groomsmen were friends too. The other two groomsmen and myself hid small squirt guns in our tux pockets (me lined our pockets with a plastic bag to safe guard against leaks) and when everyone turned around to watch the bride walk down the isle we took out the guns. My friends hit the grooms Father (since we were friends with him too) and I placed my water gun in the ear of the groom. You should have seen him jump. No one the crowd knew what happened until afterwards when they asked him why he was always tilting his head and rubbing his ear.
Chad

7/8/2000 "A friend of mine was getting married, and I believe one of her sisters was a little jealous because her day has not come. She did not want to ruin the wedding or honeymoon, but make it a little uncomfortable for sis. First, the bride's size 7 1/2 shoes were replaced with size 6 1/2. Then a small pebble was glued into the toe area for comfort. The bride borrowed some of sister's clothes for the honeymoon without permission. Sister took her own clothes out of the suitcases and filled the luggage with sand. The bride & groom stopped at a local motel for the night before going on to their destination. The next morning, their car tires were flat." Debbie

4/16/98 "From over 100 submissions & nominations received daily, we have chosen YOU"

02/21/2001 

I have something a little different...

My fiance Duane, in all of his infinite wisdom has lectured my 10 year old sister and some of her friends about his "if everyone in the world was bald story". Simply stating that if everyone in the world was bald, then we would never have to worry about hair and we would spend less time in the bathroom so on and so forth....

Well brainstorming one day with my mother (who is the original prankster) we decided that for the rehearsal dinner that we will excuse ourselves (myself and the bridesmaids) and come back in with hats on saying that we took his advice for the wedding....An Instant Classic!!!!!!

Kristin

04/18/02

When my older brother got married he and his new wife were to leave for their honeymoon directly from the reception. During that reception, myself and two of the groomsmen PACKED the inside of his car (through the sunroof) with those small saucer shaped pieces of styrofoam used as packing material. For years afterwards a piece would fall out from under the dash or from under one of the seats.
JIM K.