- The old ball-and-chain round the ankle.
- (For guys)Huge fake bosoms. I still don't know what this is meant to represent.
- (For girls)Adorning the bride to be with tampons and other 'hilarious' objects.
- L-plates. Not only old and tired, but probably untrue in this day and age.
- Strippers. Although, there are some pretty good ideas here...
- Sweets. Get boiled sweets in cellophane wrappers and tie them on to the
bachelor or bachelorette using ribbon. Members of the public will wander over and steal some, I guarantee it. This makes for a great ice-breaker and after all, everyone else is allowed to chat up members of the opposite sex...
- Bubblewrap. As seen in a pub in Guildford, where some of the bride's friends made her a dress entirely from bubble wrap. (Obviously for the sake of modesty, she was wearing something underneath.) As everyone knows, nobody can resist popping bubble wrap. This practically ensures you will be the centre of attention wherever you go. Guys, feel free to make shirts, or even trousers out of this stuff (or put the poor guy in a dress...)
- Apparently in Sweden, it is customary to dress the groom-to-be up in the most embarrassing outfit imaginable: for example, a bright green leotard, stockings and suspenders (for any Americans watching, that's the things that hold stockings up, not the things that hold trousers up), high heels, a Wonder-Bra, a fright wig, extensive make-up and a silly notice hung around the neck. After being paraded around for a while, they are then made to walk down the streets of a major city and perform forfeits for members of the general public, such as shining their shoes with a toothbrush, singing and dancing. How do I know so much about it? I can't say, since the person involved is still my boss, and the photographs had to be burned to protect the innocent. Well, I say innocent...
javaZHut...
- Take her to a strip club. No, not a male strip club, a female strip club. Preferably the same club the groom's bachelor party is at.
- Tell the bride that you have hired a male stripper for her, but she is to be blindfolded. Then get the groom to show up at her party, also blindfolded, and have him perform for her. Or alternatively, have her perform for him. This will of course require some coordination with the buddies of the groom, but if you can pull it off, it can be very entertaining.
- Toys. Need I say more?
- Tell her she's going to a wild party, and have her dress up to fit the part. Have her put on her sexiest and most revealing outfit. Then invite her parents, the minister, maiden aunts, etc. to the party.
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"Organize a mild, docile hen's night at a local restaurant. Kidnap the bride and blindfold her, drive to a quiet house and tie her to a chair in the middle of a very quiet room. Then remove the blindfold to reveal all her friends and a party-plan lingerie hostess [I assume this is like an Ann Summers party for you Brits out there, at least that's what I'm told] The remainder of the evening is a lingerie party in which all sorts of gifts are given to the bride.
This is a good shen because you can invite all the old fuddy duddies to the mild restaurant dinner, then get rid of them and really let your hair down. Further, the bride will often get around $200-$300 worth of lingerie for gifts."
Des
"Have one or more female strippers for your friend, then have his fiance (who is of course in on this) come in and catch him in the middle of whatever is going on. She can pretend to get mad and make a big scene, talking about how the wedding is off, etc. The strippers, who also are in on this, can keep making their moves all over your friend while he tries to get away. Should be fun!"
Mike
"There's this stuff you can buy from hardware stores - spray-on foam. It hardens in five or ten minutes and can be painted. One possibility involves filling an inflatable doll with the stuff and presenting it, in a coffin, to the groom (either at the stag party or the reception) with appropriate comment such as "Since he found [insert bride's name], he doesn't need Sally here any more, and I imagine the good Father can do funerals aswell..."
Or fill a doll with the stuff, bend it into "interesting" positions, and place dozens of them in the newlyweds' suite. As the foam will have hardened by the time they're found, the groom would have some interesting times disposing of them (without a sharp knife anyway)...."
Anonymous
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