Get into the honeymoon suite. Tie about 150 little bells to the underside of the bed. If they so much as sneeze......
Keith
Now, you know how when the Bride and Groom, who happened to be my poor aunt and her new husband, exit the church, it's a custom to throw birdseed on the bride and groom? Well, my daddy got a bunch of people together and filled the honeymoon suite with chicken seed, which Auntie and Tim were covered in, and let a bunch of chickens loose! Now it just so happens that the manger knew about the whole escapade, yet didn't say anything to the couple, so when they walked in, the birds all fluttered over to them, and Tim was afraid of birds, and he threw off his coat, beat half the birds and ran screaming from the hotel! This was terribly funny! We had chicken dinners for half a year!
11yo Caitie
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8/27/02
Here is another one someone at work told me about-
At one wedding, one of
the guests were friends of someone who works at the hotel.
The person at the front desk told the couple the honeymoon
suite wasn't available due to a computer error. The wedding
had a lot of out of town guests who were staying in the same
hotel. The couple expected the usual pranks when the got to
the room so they did everything possible like hiding the
toilet seat ahead of time and locking the bathroom door
somehow to prevent pranks.
The couple dropped off
their belongings earlier in the day in a regular room. The
front desk moved the couples belongings while they were gone
and switched the code for the card reader on the door.
After the 3rd time the
groom came walking down the stairs to get a new key, (There
were others staying in the hotel that made sure the elevator
was always tied up) they opened the door and found all of
their stuff gone. (If you have someone willing to
participate - Have another couple getting intimate or a
couple of big scary guys in their old room when they do
finally get the door open) He said they had a video camera
in the old room to capture their reaction, but it didn't
tape.
After that the front
desk decided to let them in on the joke that their stuff is
actually in the honeymoon suite which was of course booby
trapped in the usual ways by this point.
When they are leaving the hotel from their honeymoon,
have the hotel manager say that "I hope the wires, cameras
and microphones did not ruin your stay, it's just that we
had the FBI in the room wiring it up for a drugs bust that's
happening tonight".
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12/04/01 Hi,
I'm from Singapore and we
don't really have much of a tradition of wedding
pranks, but I've got one that
I'm using tomorrow for one of my closest
friend's wedding.
But first, a bit about
weddings in Singapore. It is not uncommon for
couples to have their weddings
solemnised and registered before holding
their wedding dinner some time
later. In Singapore, and for Chinese couples
this is usually a dinner held
at a hotel ballroom or restaurant with at
least 20 tables seating 10
guests each and the cuisine is usually an 8
course Chinese dinner.
The married couple usually
has a suite at the hotel in question and this is
where the joke is played. As
the best man/Master of Ceremonies/ Jack of All
trades and general
troubleshooter, i would have access to the suite and
would also be there early to
help out.
I have bought about 10
cheap alarm clocks (the 1 AA cell type with a
irritating beep) and have
attached double sided tape to each. These will be
hidden in the suite in as many
weird spots as possible (air conditioning
vents, toilet bowls, bar
fridge, under the TV etc etc) after the dinner is
over, we get the bridge and
groom to get under the covers and strip. After
that we clear the room of all
their clothing and leave them one towel to
share.
The kicker is that the
alram clocks are set to go off at 20 minute or random
intervals from midnight
onwards.
Just imagine the 2 of them
getting down to it and suddenly
"BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP", then
imagine 2 people, clothing challenged wandering
around a suite trying to
locate the damned clock.
I'm getting married in a
country where no one knows me.
Just an update, the wedding
dinner is over, I planted a number of alarm
clocks in the suite, under the
bedside night table, in the air conditioning
vent, under the bed, behind
cornices etc.
One tip though, turn off
your mobile phone if you're playing this joke, each
time an alarm clock went off i
got a phone call.
Leon Tay, Singapore |
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A couple are getting married. The brother of the groom, a notorious prankster, is watched like a hawk in the days leading up to the wedding in an attempt to forestall any naughtiness. He appears to be entirely innocent of any mischief, putative or otherwise. The day of the wedding comes, and goes, with no trouble from Evil Brother.
The couple spend the night doing what couples on their wedding night usually do (playing Gin Rummy). Morning comes, and they call down for room service: "Could you send two breakfasts up to Room X, please?" and from under the bed comes the brother's voice, "Errm, could you make that three please?"
I know this sounds like an urban legend, but it made me laugh when I first heard it. It would take a lot of nerve, and might stop them talking to you for about, oh, 500 years say, but apart from that it is a pretty good shen.
David
A couple were getting married, and made the foolish mistake of revealing which hotel they'd be staying in. So at least a dozen people bribed the hotel manager and were let into the room before the couple got there.
As the couple were unlocking the door they were acting quite typically like newlyweds (snuggling, tickling etc.) The man was heard to say "Aw, what the heck" and picked his wife up to carry her over the threshold. When he went in and rounded the corner he saw a dozen people sitting on the floor, drinking Pepsi, eating chips and watching the hockey game. They all cheered and invited the couple to join them.
Jeremy
| 04/19/2001 First of all I must
state that my husband and I are not quite on a conventional
lifepath. Ok, here is my story. Having lived together in an
open relationship for 7 years, we decided to become
monogamous and get married in Vegas. One condition was that
if we did marry there would be no more affairs. My husband
decided he needed one more for the road and hired a hooker
the night before we wed. On our wedding day he saw her at
breakfast and took me over to introduce me to his last
fling. The hooker was totally shocked that he would do this
and all I could do was laugh. I don't remember what my
flower bouquet looked like, but I will never forget the
hooker introduction!
Live long and prosper.
Juiwanna Palmer |
| A friend of mine was
getting married and he knew we would be out to get him. We
always play pranks on each other. All through the
wedding..nothing happened. Then when he went to leave, he
expected something in the car..again..nothing. He got to the
hotel..expected something..and again...nothing. They woke up in
the morning and were talking about the wedding and decided to
order breakfast in bed. He got on the phone and put in his order
asking for breakfast for two...then they hear a knock...they
look at each other...in fright...then they hear the knock
again..coming from underneath bed....and a voice says..." make
it breakfast for THREE!"...his buddy was under the bed all
night! Date: Fri, 11 Feb 2000 |
"Best one I witnessed was the king size apple
pie bed made for a couple in their honeymoon suite. It was held in a
large hotel in Scotland where the couple,friends and family were busy
dancing. Unbeknown to them and to me how it happened, a group led by the
bridesmade somehow got access to their overnight honeymoon suite.
The bed had traditional bedclothes. They folded
the bottom sheet in half and turned it over in same way bed looks.The
top sheet and blankets and covers were then made up as normal and the
bed and suite looked totally normal.
Joke came at 2am when couple were exhausted from
day`s activities. It wa a freezing cold February night and SCREAMS WERE
HEARD DOORS AWAY AS COUPLE FOUND THEY COULD NOT GET THEIR LEGS DOWN THE
BED. They constantly had to totally remake it before enjoying any
natural 1st night activities! To make things better alarm clocks went
off around their room at hourly intervals throughout the night. This is
my idea of a splendid harmless joke a little inconvenient at the time
but one the couple will always remember.
If you know of any other stories where couples
were caught out in a similar manner I Would be most grateful if you
could e mail me the stories." Jeremy
Jeremy
email jclg06959@blueyonder.co.uk
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