"Anyhow, what happened was, we
arranged with the local variety telegram service to do a
little something at the rehearsal dinner the night before
the wedding. They had never done such a thing before, but
they came through just fine. Just as we had finished dinner,
this woman in a wedding dress came into the room and
indignantly enquired of the groom-to-be: "How can you think
of marrying her after what you promised me? Don't you
remember those marvelous nights together?" And so on.
The abuse continued for about 20 minutes, with a number of
rather amusing things which had to be seen to be believed.
We were a bit worried that the act might be just a little
too risque for the parents present, but our fears were laid
to rest when the lady from the telegram service went over
and closed the door, turned to the audience, and asked
"Well, he seems intent on marrying that woman over there.
Don't you think its fair that I show him what he's missing?"
The groom looked worried, the bride looked horrified, their
mothers were laughing, and their fathers were the ones
yelling "Yes!" the loudest. She only got as far as a red
satin corset and fishnet stockings, but it was more than
sufficient to top off the whole performance." spaf@gatech.UUCP
(Gene Spafford) |
Tell me what you think about the site, or about a wedding prank...
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02/21/2001
I have something a
little different...
My fiance Duane, in
all of his infinite wisdom has lectured my 10 year old
sister and some of her friends about his "if everyone in the
world was bald story". Simply stating that if everyone in
the world was bald, then we would never have to worry about
hair and we would spend less time in the bathroom so on and
so forth....
Well brainstorming
one day with my mother (who is the original prankster) we
decided that for the rehearsal dinner that we will excuse
ourselves (myself and the bridesmaids) and come back in with
hats on saying that we took his advice for the wedding....An
Instant Classic!!!!!!
Kristin |
Pranks for the Memories. |
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