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  • All sit outside the church on deck chairs - trouser legs rolled up (always assuming you have trousers on), sunglasses on, and a knotted hanky on your heads. Eat fish and chips if it help. Basically pretend you're on your holidays.
  • Since all the guys are going to be in black anyway, make fake ear-pieces from flesh coloured wire and foam ear-plugs, talk into your sleeves a lot and check every car when it arrives.
  • You know the FBI and U.S. Marshals have those nifty name-tags on their backs, with a flap attached by velcro over the top to hide them? When they go into action, they just pull the flap to reveal their identity... Why should they have all the fun? Make up a few.
    • Best Man
    • Second Best Man
    • Worst Man
    • Best Boy
    • Ring Grip

    You get the idea.

  • If you can juggle why not do a little routine? After all, it can be very boring when you show up too early. If you get a little club-passing routine going (preferably outside, unless you're very good) it'll ease the tension, and everyone will certainly remember the day. Of course, if you don't let the bride or groom see you doing this, it'll have even more impact when they see the photos or video weeks later...

 

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My friend was stupidly talking about getting hitched to a lady he was "in love with", but she only came around when he had money, or gainfully employed. When the good times left, so did he. 

On the happy day, 2 friends pulled up to the church in a cop car while he was on the front steps, "arrested" him, and we took him to a friend's cabin in the woods. 4 days later, we let him go. His almost wife doesn't believe he wasn't in on it and won't have anything to do with him.

What a shame. 1/4/2000

 

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[Wedding Pranks][Before the Big Day][Bachelor and Bachelorette Parties][Rehearsal Dinner][Early that Morning]
[Decorating the Car][When You Arrive][During the Ceremony][At the Reception][The Honeymoon Suite]
[Pranks at Their Home][After the Wedding][Wedding Couples Do Pranks][Miscellaneous][Awards Won]

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